Oops x 2

Well, I was on TV twice in the past week, but I'm afraid that I missed them both...
In this work, you ask your agents to tell you when the shows are going to be on TV, but of course they never do. Why would they? For me, it's like a tangible part of my life failed to tangibilise... maybe they'll be on repeats in the future. Maybe not.
I was particularly looking forward to one of them, where I give wedgies to a pair of rubbish xenophobic comedians, and talk about steak and ale pie. It's the first time that I'd really had a chance to be myself on TV (in a semi-scripted way).
Fear thee not, I will be more vigilant about my appearances in the future! I don't want to disappoint my fans!
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